Jay Mariotti Likes To Wear His "Club Jeans" When He's Sports Shouting

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.

& #8226; Baron Davis kills the Celtics: "Coach, run this play for me. I'm gonna shoot and we're gonna win." And win they did, Gus Johnson-style. Sports Fella's Twitter almost eats itself: "You're missing my "I just witnessed a gut wrenching giveaway Celts loss + Dunleavy save his job in the same 3 minutes" face." [ Yahoo! Sports]

& #8226; Jerry Jones gets all winky after 'Dem Cowboys stomp all over the fetid corpse of Jim Zorn's Redskins on a Sunday Night. [ The Sports Hernia]

& #8226; Yeah, I have no idea what was behind Michael Toudouze's ear.

& #8226; Charlie Weis maybe interested in the Buffalo Bills' coaching job, currently occupied by Santa. [ SBNation]

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