Jayson Werth Can't Even Help His Favorite "Racing President" Nationals Mascot Win

"Give Werth credit: he tried to force the issue Friday night, hanging around on the warning track between innings and attempting to block George, Tom, and Abe on the track in right field (with a little help from members of the Nats bullpen). Alas, Teddy still did not win." [ Nationals Enquirer]