Jeff Samardzija Would Like To Eye-Hump You For A Moment

Spring training photo day is a second (or fifth) chance to make a first impression. No matter that Jeff Samardzija had had four largely irrelevant seasons in Chicago. This is 2012, and it's a new start, and a hairy intense Samardzija wants you out of those pants and in his bed before he's done smelling his fingers. [Getty Images, via Bleed Cubbie Blue]