Jeremy Kerley Says A Ghost May Have Tainted His Pee

Jets receiver Jeremy Kerley is back at practice after serving a four-game suspension for a positive PED test. At the time of his ban, Kerley said he was “shocked,” as he had never knowingly taken steroids.

A month later, Kerley’s just as confused, though the experience has apparently led him to explore the possibility of realms beyond our own.

I think I need to reread A Christmas Carol, because I completely missed any chapters where Scrooge takes a drug test.