Jerry Rice Deep-Tissues His Way Into the Sunset
This image was lost some time after publication. We would like to say "happy trails" to future Hall of Fame receiver Jerry Rice, who retired yesterday after realizing the Broncos actually expected him to run routes, catch passes and occassionally block this season. We salute Rice on his long career, particularly the work he did while hiding in a brothel's bathroom during a police raid. Good luck, Jerry; here's an easy guide to how to spend the first few days of your retirement. Many happy endings to you ...
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