Jimmer Fredette Contains Multitudes
A brief list of comparisons people on the Internet have made in regard to America's new boyfriend, Jimmer Fredette.
[Sic]s all around:
reminds me of a less fit J.J. Redick
reminds me of a less-athletic JJ Redick
reminds me of a less athletic Ben Gordon
reminds me of Gerry McNamara
reminds me of Steph Curry
reminds me of Goran Dragic
reminds me of Gordon Hayward
reminds me of Mark Price
reminds me of a more physical Mark Price
reminds me of a Wally Szczerbiak type player
reminds me of Wally Szczerbiak
reminds me of former Chicago Bull John Paxson
reminds me of a young Danny Ainge
reminds me of Billy Donovan
reminds me of Dennis Scott
reminds me of Jeff Hornacek
reminds me of another player by the name of John Stockton
reminds me of Reggie Miller
reminds me of World B Free
reminds me of Ken Leninger
reminds me of Ernie DiGregorio
reminds me of Dana Barros
reminds me of Nate Funk
reminds me of Larry Bird
He reminds me of that one guy from Duke
reminds me of Iverson
The fact that people can look at a jump-shooting Mormon kid named Jimmer and see both John Paxson and Allen Iverson tells me that 1.) Jimmer is pretty plainly like neither; 2.) America can be pretty great; and 3.) Nobody watches basketball anymore.
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