Joey Barton's Action-Packed Minute Of Fun

We took a little longer than probably was appropriate to post this, but, once Soccernista explained it for us, there was no way to avoid talking about Man City's Joey Parton and his one minute of karma bungee jumping.

How, pray tell, does a man follow a touching gesture towards the handicapped with a blatant exposure of ass, all in the space of 20 seconds? Don't know, and we're pretty sure this video contains no answers. But suffice to say: Barton's karma spikes around the 4 second mark, and promptly resettles at second 19.

Joey Barton's Personal Bung Scandal [Soccernista]

(Video somewhat NSFW.)