John Sterling Can't Stop Walking Around The Hotel Lobby In His Bathrobe

The Yankees are staying at the Westin in downtown Detroit for their four-game series with the Tigers, and one guest was kind enough to send along this photo of radio announcer John Sterling strolling the immaculate Westin lobby in sneakers and a robe. He's "been doing this for 2 days in a row so it's not rare," tipster Ryan says.

We'd all better hope that sash is tied tightly. Or it'll be JOHNNY JUICED ONE! EL COCKITAN! HANGING LOW, DONCHA KNOW?! LIMPALICIOUS! (Suzyn: "Oh, my good goodness gracious! Of all the dramatic things I've ever seen!")