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John Tortorella's High School Yearbook Entry Is All Sorts Of Confusing

Every high schooler has their inside jokes. But this being John Tortorella, we can only assume each one is a reference to strangling hobos.

Via Toucher and Rich, the Rangers coach's yearbook photo from his senior year at Concord-Carlisle High in Massachusetts. He's not smiling, which is about right. But the accompanying text, we have no freaking clue. What did happen in Lana's garage? (Dead hobo.) What is Dooley's job? (Hobo killing.) WHERE IS MUSKY. (Dead, with the other hobos.)


If any media member dares ask Tortorella about this tonight, they will forever be in our debt. And our memories, because they will be strangled.

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