Join The Deadspin Facebook Page And You Could Possibly Fingersmash Someone At Our Next Party

Oh boy. Since close to 15,000 people are now part of the robust Deadspin Facebook group, it's becoming almost impossible for people not to get laid. YOU SHOULD BE NEXT.

Yes, we had a great party last night and a few of you special, special readers were able to join us at Professor Thom's for the event. In fact, apparently everyone's favorite Deadspin Facebook tramp, Alexia Fortunato, was there doing what she does best. Observe.

Congratulations Bobby Big Wheel! Hope you're not itchy this morning.

Now won't you please join us? It'll make both our days.