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• Stop trying to look out the window: Southwest Airlines—which usually bans scantily-clad women on its rides—unveiled its bikini girl plane. There were no survivors. [ Lewp]

Breaks your heart: This whole steroids scandal would not have happened if Bart Giamatti were still alive. Seriously, he was a good man. [ Yale Alumni Mag]

Closed: Finally, a tell-all book about ... Bobby Jenks? Can I just put it down after the eighth chapter? [ MSF]

No mo: It's "The Mo Williams Show with Mo Williams." Today's guest ... Mo Williams! [ NESW]

After that we'll get the trade unionists: You know who should do something about these NFL concussions? The revolutionary communists! [ REVOLUTION]