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In the immediate aftermath of Game 4, Warriors rookie Jordan Bell wielded two bottles of celebratory champagne. These were the results:

At today’s victory parade, Bell drowned out any fond memories of champagne with some fan-supplied Hennessy.


He has forgotten the very concept of champagne.


It’s good to be a Warriors rookie.

Update (5:19 p.m. ET): Bell needed to cool off a bit.