It's the refrain of unimaginative baseball broadcasters whenever a fan makes a nice foul ball catch: "Sign that guy to a contract!" I'm not sure what the proper response is when a fan catches a bat that's been weaponized by the big swing and poor grip of Josh Hamilton, but if you were expecting the characteristically sedate Fox Sports Southwest broadcast team to be too impressed by the feat, you're going to be disappointed. [FS Southwest]