Julio Borbon Desperately Wants You To Think He Was Hit By This Pitch

It really is a gripping performance. You have to respect how thoroughly Borbon commits himself to the act, even taking time to bend over in faux agony as the plate umpire tries to explain to Dale Sveum that the ball was a good two feet from touching Borbon. Bravo, Julio.

And here's the video, for your enjoyment: