Just A Few Baseball Fans Dressed As Peapods, Chatting

"I dunno, I feel like I don't read anymore, you know? Have you read any good books recently? Nothing interests me. New fiction, classics, non-fiction, none of it. My kid tried to get me to read Lord Of The Rings and I was like, "I already read Jordan's autobiography."

"Hahaha."

"I don't even know if he wrote an autobiography."

"Hm. Me either."

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