Kansas City Woman, Thick As A Snicker, Coveted By Young Chiefs Cornerback For Possible Romance

Brandon Flowers, the Kansas City Chiefs very decent defensive back, spotted a fetching lady sometime this afternoon and wishes to reconnect with her in the future by some whim of destiny. Flowers added that he would have engaged in deeper conversation with the woman but did not want to irritate his mother, who was speaking with him at the time.

I do not know how attractive this woman is, but I bought a Snickers instead to give you guys a general sense of what she had to offer:

And that's what I was wondering about today.

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