Kansas City's Smoky Air Turned Bryce Harper Into A Zombie

The National League spanked the AL in last night's All-Star Game, which may actually be news to you given ratings almost certainly went down yet again for the Midsummer Classic.

It wasn't entirely smooth goings for the NL, though, as Nats phenom and unique car owner Bryce Harper struggled to field a routine fly ball, a murky pallor crossing his face and eyes glassing over...nah, that's a clown description, bro.