Keeping The Streets Safe Of Vikings

You know, in this day and age, athletes are just out of control, getting arrested, causing all kinds of trouble ... you just can't take them anywhere and not expect a ruckus to ensue. Take Vikings cornerback Cedric Griffin, for example ... he's out there getting arrested for making the world a more dangerous place.

Two witnesses told KSTP-TV that the Vikings cornerback was thrown out of the Spin nightclub for not pulling up his pants. The club has a dress code requiring that pants not sag below the waist. ... The witnesses said Griffin then had a dustup with bouncers and police before being taken away in handcuffs.

Clearly, Commissioner Goodell, this requires a year-long suspension. The NFL's corporate sponsors will never stand for such malfeasance.

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