Kentucky Wildcats

1. Fill the Tubb. You already know that Kentucky coach Tubby Smith won a national championship in his first year at Kentucky, and you likely already know that he has been rewarded for that achievement with a constant stream of Kentucky fans who hope to have him fired. But you likely did not know that Tubby Smith was one of 17 children and got his name because his mother would put him in the bathtub and he did not ever want to leave ... thus "Tubby." Luckily for Smith, and the entire Kentucky program, his mother did not choose to call him "Bubbles" Smith.

2. Seven-Footers All Around. Tubby recently decided to change his recruiting program and go with a "only recruit seven-footers" strategy. This has led to the current Wildcat roster, which includes Jared Carter, a freshman seven-footer best known for averaging a grand total of 12 points a game in high school, "Woo" Obrzut, a seven-footer from Poland who the Wildcats stole from the grasp of that traditional powerhouse Fordham, and Shagari Alleyne, who, at 7-foot-6, is the tallest player in Kentucky history and is on an endless quest for a hat to fit his size 8 1/2 head in Lexington. The latter two behemoths are best known for their height, inability to catch entry passes and their collective nickname, "Shaggy and Scooby Woo."

3. Rah Rah Ree, Kick Em In The Knee. The only program at Kentucky that may be more successful than the basketball variety is its cheerleading team, which has won 11 of the last 12 national championships. The cheerleaders are an integral part of every game, with their unsafe four-level pyramid, spelling of the word "Kentucky" using just their perm-pressed hair and inventive use of the word "ain t" in their cheers. Their success has spawned imitators and is often blamed for the current rash of eating disorders amongst other SEC cheerleading squads. — Matthew Jones