A review of his curriculum vitae makes one thing very clear: If he were to do a MILF Weed video with Snoop, Bishop Don "Magic" Juan and Mary-Louise Parker, he'd be the vice world's Holy Trinity.
As for why he's noteworthy today, Mr. Slice notched a one-punch KO over some mope named Tay Bledsoe last night in Nebraska and, in doing so, restored order to the Force.
Kimbo Slice Scores One Punch Knockout in Second Boxing Match [Bloody Elbow]
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