Kobe's Four-Year Moratorium On The Word "Sex"

Quote: "My nose is a little crooked, man. I'm normally super, super sexy. I'm just super sexy now." — Kobe Bryant, after being kicked in the face by the Timberwolves' Anthony Carter

You know, Shaquille O'Neal, he can pull that quote off. Charles Barkley can pull that quote off. Hell, Ron Artest can pull that quote off.

But Kobe? It's always trouble when Kobe tries to get cute. We're now officially uncomfortable.

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