Kris Humphries And Kim Kardashian Are Finally Divorced
This one's for everyone who laughed about Kris Humphries's and Kim Kardashian's sham marriage. Sure, she filed for divorce after 72 days. But because of their drawn-out legal battle, which finally ended today, they were husband and wife for one year, eight months, and nine days. That's 618 days of true love.
Humphries had been seeking a settlement, reportedly $7 million dollars, because why the fuck else would he marry Kim Kardashian? At some point this week, the two finally reached a settlement, and today a Los Angeles judge signed off on it, officially dissolving the marriage (pending some paperwork).
So how much did he get? It's officially confidential. But according to TMZ, not a damn cent. Nothing. He'll even have to pay his attorney fees.
It could have been worse. Again via TMZ, the judge was ready to hand Humphries a financial penalty for no-showing a hearing last week, until Kardashian generously let it go. She's a prize.
[ TMZ]
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