Lance Armstrong, The Only Pure Cyclist

Mercifully, the Tour de France is over, and some guy we've never heard of but is probably doping like everybody else won. Yahoo. The race's public implosion got us to thinking about Lance Armstrong.

Actually, it got blog Vandermint Auditorium to thinking, and it got us to slowly nodding our head. When you look at the people Armstrong beat over the last six years of Tours de France. Almost every single one of them has been nailed for blood doping.

Now, it is possible that Armstrong just had such natural ability that he was able to win every race while being the only person not to be doping. It is possible.

Lance Armstong Could Not Possibly Have Cheated [Vandermint Auditorium]