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Last Night's Winner: Canadian Men On Skates

In sports, everyone is a winner-some people just win better than others. Like the Canadian skatesmen, who prat fell onto the podium for short-track speedskating and held off the feisty Slovakians in hockey for a chance at gold against Amerika.

Apolo Ohno eventually got his 8th medal later on, but he was very confused aboot what the Canadian judge was talking aboot during that disqualification. It appears the soul-patched hooligan shoved the less-bearded Canadian into the wall rounding the final turn in the 500m event, but Ohno and his coaches insist he was not trying to slap the ball out of Bronson Arroyo's glove.


And then there's hockey...






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