In sports, everyone's a winner, some just win better than others. Like Robert Green, who is pretty much a loser in every country afraid of the letter "z". But over here, he'd get a one-man parade down the Canyon of Heroes.
But redemption is possible. Here's something called Sir Bobby Charlton to remind fatalistic Brits that 1966 also had a heartbreaking draw in the first round. So buck-up, Robert Green. You have a bunch of bandwagon Yankees who'll be happy to buy you Newcastles forever should you have to relocate once the World Cup ends.