LeftoverDome...

• This should clear up any rumors about Bill Simmons going to Sports Illustrated. Maybe SI shouldn't have included "hepatitis" in the contract offer. [ Scott's Shots] • You know that Dodgers pitcher who's worth billions? Darren Rovell gets all up in his schist. [ CNBC] • A blog with an Onion-like approach to things. Jim Nantz prerecording his own eulogy seems entirely possible. [ BlogMogger] • Actively trying to destroy NASCAR. [ NBX] • A quality interview with ESPN's LZ Granderson. [ Chicago Sports Review] • Comparing Liverpool striker Craig Bellamy and Pacman Jones. [ Only Time Will Tell] • Speaking of Pacman, his brain is for sale on eBay. [ Total Titans] • The Arnold Classic gets underway this weekend in Ohio. Ick. [ JimmyBurch.com] • Carmelo Anthony is taking time away from the team to witness the birth of his first child. [ Larry Brown Sports] • Remember the WWF's Ultimate Warrior? That guy's a mess. [ JoeSportsFan]