Leftovers...

• Michael Jordan... still the most valuable playa. [ Page Six] • You break wind, I'll break your face. [ Yahoo! News] • It is not going to surprise anyone when Dennis Green gets canned. [ Arizona Republic] • A hockey writer loves hockey fighting. As it turns out, beating someone's ass works as a deterrent to stop fighting. Hm. [ Star Tribune] • The entire roster of the Missouri Tigers has the flu. [ Fox Sports] • Michael Vick is being sued, but not for anything herpes-related. [ AJC] • The NFL and the Chicago Bears are conspiring to ruin weddings. [ Chicago Sun-Times]