Leftovers: As the Norv Turns

• He's reached the Pacific Ocean, there's nowhere else to go — Norv Turner to 49ers as an assistant. [ SFist] • Seahawks' Sean Locklear arrested, and you gotta admire his timing. [ Seahawks Fan In Broncos Land] • Net fault: Roscoe Tanner gets two years in prison. [ MSNBC] • After shamelessly flirting with Notre Dame, top prep prospect QB Mustain re-commits to Arkansas. [ The Wizard Of Odds] • January baseball news for hopeless addicts: Rangers sign Teixeira for 2 years, $15.4 million. [ Reuters] • The Colts' loss to the Steelers was the seventh biggest upset in NFL playoff history. So you know. [ Fox Sports]