Leftovers: Foot In Mouth Edition

• Julian Peterson guarantees 49ers win over Cowboys. Of course, that's with the spread. [ 49ers News] • The China Syndrome: Serena Williams blames knee injury for loss. [ Pro Tennis Fan] • It's official: Soccer fans are freaking insane. [ CNN] • Somewhere, the Indian from The Village People is crying: NCAA to ban Native American mascots at bowl games. [ The Screaming Viking] • Hornets to play 35 games in Oklahoma City. We're there. [ Mises Economics Blog] • Hey, look, Eagles fans: It's the SI Cover Jinx. Enjoy. [ Philadelphia Will Do] • ESPN is now giving us updates on the health of Lance Armstrong's dog. No kidding. [ ESPN]