Leftovers: Nothing To See Here!

• Scott Sauerbeck, running away from police with a young woman, hiding in the bushes. Hey, what are you trying to imply, buddy? Perfectly innocent! [ Newsnet5] • We have a feeling we know why Joe Theismann is so fired up about Ricky Williams. [ ESPN] • Your semifinals bonus? Getting to have sex with your wife. [ World Cup Blog] • Brad Penny is thinking about you, the fantasy owner. [ The Hater Nation] •