Leftovers: Yeah, This Is Totally Going To Work

• Alfonso Soriano, outfield matador. [ The Sports Frog] • Randy Johnson, in a child support snafu. We believe the tabloids call them "love child." [ The Smoking Gun] • Honestly, there's not much better than a good NASCAR fight. [ SI.com] • Magic sign up Howard and Nelson to another year on their contracts. But what ... about ... Darko? [ Yahoo News] • NBA Dance bracket meets its Final Four. The Knicks City Dancers are their George Mason. [ NBA.com] • ESPN announces first Monday Night Football matchups ... let's play two! Vikings-Skins fever, darlin'. [ ESPN]