Let's See Dee Mirich Write A Poem About THIS

I've lived my entire adult life by one simple rule: Never go streaking at the horse races. The comparisons are not flattering, let me tell you.

Here's one unfortunate man who did not heed my advice, however. Hilarious, yet also sad. Link to the video is in this story.

Buck Streaks Nude At Moruya Racetrack [The Daily Telegraph]