"Look At Me, Mr. Fucking Howdy Doody!": Wyoming Head Coach Goes On Hilarious Rant After Loss To Air Force
Last Saturday, Wyoming lost a conference game to Air Force by a score of 28-27. It was a tough loss for the Cowboys, as they squandered a 10-point halftime lead. After the game, Wyoming's head coach, Dave Christensen, was very angry, and he unleashed an expletive-filled rant on his counterpart, Troy Calhoun. Christensen seems to be under the impression that one of the Air Force players faked an injury to buy his team some extra time.
As far as coach meltdowns go, this ranks pretty high. Bonus points are awarded for the fact that Christensen's daughter comes rushing in to try and calm him right before he yells, "Go give your fuckin' press conference, fly boy!" (We think this is an Air-Force-themed dis.) Other highlights include:
No you fuckin' fake the fuckin' injury. Nice ethics, man.
You have no fuckin' ethics, Troy!
No fuckin' integrity! Woooo!
Double bonus points are awarded for the fact that this occurred on Military Appreciation Night.
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