Look At These Goddamn Blighted Dogs

The Chicago White Sox are the worst team in the American League, and so the best part of September is going to be Dog Day. At the GarField tonight, fans got to see a bunch of good boys who unfortunately support a very bad team.

Check out a poor guest, already dreaming of Yoan Moncada’s prime.

Or this pup, who can’t even bear to watch another loss.

This guy in a lei and sunglasses thinks a disguise will save him from embarrassment. No such relief, doggo.

Others had to be bribed with food to get them out to the park.

Finally, here are the faces of canines who thought they were going to see the Cubs tonight.