Lucky ESPN Employees Can Feast On The Invaluable Wisdom Of Larry King

According to a memo released to ESPN employees, CNN's gargoyle-shouldered talk show host will stop by Bristol's campus on September 23rd to share some of his news industry experience and promote his book.

You know, the one where he made a bunch of shit up. Memo:

Larry King Newsmaker Date: 9/23/2009 Location: Bristol - Building 4, 1st Fl., Content Conference Rooms A, B & C Time: 12:00 PM - 2:00 PM Please RSVP by 9/22/2009.

From John A.Walsh

Our next Newsmaker guest is Larry King, the Emmy Award winning host of Larry King Live on CNN, and author of My Remarkable Journey, his best-selling memoir.

Barnes & Noble in Canton, CT will extend an in-store 20% discount on Larry King's My Remarkable Journey to any ESPN employee prior to September 23, 2009. Please present your ESPN I.D. There will be a book signing immediately following the Newsmaker.

Please plan to arrive by 11:45am. Lunch will be provided.

RSVP by Tuesday, September 22, 2009

In addition to his book promotion, Mr. King's been keeping busy doddering around his sons' baseball games and (thankfully) still hunting-and-pecking his way through Twitter. Some recent choice "Kingsthings"

• Sept. 14th: " The world is unfair to left handed people."

• Sept. 13th " Beyonce is a class act. We had her on in April. I liked her then and I like her even more now."

• Sept. 11th (never forget): " I don't know why but I don't like short sleeve shirts."