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It turns out that Randy Moss is getting his own postage in the state of West Virginia. That man sure does know how to merchandise.

Moss is the third West Virginian sportshuman to be honored, after Jerry West and Mary Lou Retton, both of whom are comparable to Randy Moss is every way.

"Randy Moss is to football what Tiger Woods is to golf," said District Manager Karen Schenck, who will make a presentation to Moss. "The Postal Service wanted to honor Mr. Moss, so we designed a commemorative envelope as a fitting tribute to his many talents."

Personally, we can't believe they've ignored a true champion of West Virginia sports: Pittsnogle!

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