Man Bijt Man: Luis Suarez Has A Mike Tyson Moment

If you thought Samuel Eto’o’s headbutt was the most ridiculous moment of severe misbehavior in soccer this weekend, you were wrong. Ajax’s Luis Suarez bitting PSV Eindhoven’s Otman Bakkal was far more bizarre.

You might remember Luis Suarez from his World Cup antics—lots of goal scoring overlooked by an ingenious handball—but he is probably going to be remembered henceforth as “The Guy That Bit Another Guy During A Soccer Game.”

For his troubles, Suarez has been given a two-match ban to think about what’s he’s done.

Luis Suarez joins Bite Club with bizarre assault during Ajax v PSV [Daily Mail, H/T Tom]