Man, If These Guys Can't Get Tickets, No One Can

More Ohio State-Michigan fun: How big is the game this Saturday? Jeez, not even Nickelback can get tickets.

When a representative of the rock band Nickelback requested four tickets last week, Ohio State associate athletic director Steve Snapp replied, "If you were John Lennon and you needed four tickets [for] the Beatles, I couldn't help you."

For the record, after looking at this picture, we suddenly have this urge to go pro-landmines.

Five Days And Counting [Chicago Tribune]

(UPDATE: We'd like to thank commenter duketime for providing this link, by the way.)