Manuel Neuer Has The Ability To Turn His Hand Into A Brick Wall

Saturday's Bayern Munich-Borussia Dortmund match wasn't as monumental as the matchup has historically been, but it was still an intense match featuring some of the world's best players hell-bent on getting one over on their rivals. While former Dortmund man Robert Lewandowski scored the only goal for his new employers in Bayern, the best single moment of the match belonged to his teammate Manuel Neuer, who protected his clean sheet by shapeshifting his right hand into an immovable mass of hardened clay to keep out a damn-near perfect Marco Reus free kick.

It's usually his feet getting the accolades, but Neuer's hands are pretty good too, you know.