Many Happy Independence Day Returns

We're ducking out a half hour early today — which, mind you, is about three days later than just about everyone we know ducked out of their jobs — because tonight, of course, is the big Deadspin outing at RFK Stadium, and we have to make sure our tuxedo is back from the dry cleaners.

Fortunately, we're taking tomorrow off, which means tonight should be a late one. Shockingly enough, for a Monday night Nationals-Marlins game, there are still tickets available. (Our section is Section 532; obviously, the upper deck's going to be empty, so you can just walk over to our area if you have tickets from somewhere else.)

But yeah. Should be fun. We hope we're alive to tell you about it come Wednesday. Have a safe July 4, all.

Spend Your Fourth With Us [Deadspin]