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Marcin Gortat was in Poland to make an appearance at his basketball camp today, and he rolled into the gym in style. Which is to say, he arrived manning the pant-shittingly large gun turret of a military vehicle.

He also brought teammate Chris Singleton and a small fleet of Volkswagens with him. I do not know what to make of the presence of the Volkswagens.


This comes a little more than a week after Gortat visited a Polish shopping mall with a pig on a leash:

I don't know if Marcin Gortat is having the best offseason, but he's certainly having the weirdest.

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