Mario Balotelli Doesn't Do Thing
Italy have a few days off before their quarterfinal match, so the team is trying a little bit of everything in training. Yesterday's session included some yoga, which, to be fair, does sound a little new-agey for Balotelli. He's more a "blow stuff up in your bathroom" sort of guy. Mario's level of participation (at least at the moment this photo was snapped)? Zero.
If you're disappointed and came here hoping for Mario Balotelli to do things, instead of not do things, here he is using a corner flag as a giant penis.
H/T Chris
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