Marquette King Is Good At The Internet

Raiders punter Marquette King is one of the best at his position in the NFL, landing in the top 10 in almost every major statistical category. He’s also a superb internet user whose crafted memes put my work for the Jamboroo to shame. This came to our attention this afternoon, when King dropped this incredible image:

Like us, he likes dogs:

King seems to have debuted the horse mask after Ian Rapoport reported that King would be fined for a horse-collar tackle:

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This is a masterpiece:

A trip back into the Bird Internet:

Not entirely sure what’s going on here, but here are three pictures of a rooster:

Here’s King losing at 21 to a cockroach:

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