Meanwhile, Over At Hogwarts ...

Know how we know you're gay? Your rugby team is trailing 24-7, until a group of male streakers run across the field. You then go on to win the match, 26-24.

It happened in New Zealand, where an under-13 rugby game was interupted by five or six men who ran up a road, sans clothes, and dashed across the playing field. Kahukura coach Wayne Fell told the Rotorua Daily Post:

They were probably on a trip because it was the end of the season. They were on the plonk, off their trees, and someone dared them to do it so they were away.

We've said that many times. But then ...

Ten minutes later another man streaked across the field, this time wearing a yellow cape. The game's referee, Dave Kahakiwa, tackled him, but the young man got up and ran to a getaway car. Mr Fell said the children weren't offended; rather the streakers had made them play better.

Not that there's anything wrong with that ...

Streakers Hit Kids' Rugby Game [Rotoura Daily News]