Mets Fans To Eat Away The Pain, Gourmet Style

• What about "hot dogs"?: Wow, the food at Citi Field looks pretty good. Unfortunately, I left my million dollar bill in my other gold pants. [ Martha Stewart RadioBlog]

• Old Style Milwaukee: Opening Day is coming so dress appropriately. That's right—no Zubaz. [ Miller Park Drunk]

• A bargain at any price: You couldn't pay me to coach Mississippi State. Wait, they want me to pay them? [ Friends of the Program]

• Hint: A lot: How much booze do you have to drink to get kicked off the Scottish national soccer team? [ Slowbreaker]

• The perfect crime: Someone one stole Jose Reyes' stolen base. Try to wrap your mind around that one. [ Home Run Derby]

• That's no lady, that's my blogger: Are you a lady? Can you type? How did you end up here then? [ Ladies…]