Mets' Stadium Fire Works Too Well As A Metaphor

The Mets, who sit at .500 after an 11-1 start to the season, and with its roster suffering injuries at roughly the rate of the Crimean War, are currently in Atlanta for a series against the Braves, so they weren’t around to watch part of their stadium catch fire earlier today. (The flames were contained and no one was hurt, according to the team.)

Look, there are safer ways to get rid of Matt Harvey memorabilia. Find a more open area, like the parking lot.