Metta World Peace: "I'd Rather Eat My Hand Than Have My Penis Cut Off"

Key & Peele, the show that brought us the great college-football-players-with-funny-names bit, boasted NBA oddball Metta World Peace as a guest last night. MWP did a short sketch called "Metta World News," in which he plays a news anchor who shares his free-associative thoughts about dreams, eating one's own hand, and penises. So basically, he just plays Metta World Peace.