Mike Tyson, Loose In Moscow

Leitch|published: Wed 7th September, 12:15 2005

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Hey, it's a story about Mike Tyson, and he's not beating the crap out of someone or forcing them to do drugs. Though he's in Moscow, so it could just be a matter of time.

As tends to happen when Tyson is hanging around, he's making all kinds of news in the Moscow papers, and it's pretty much 100 percent weird. First, Tyson inexplicably announced that he wanted a meeting with Russian Liberal Democratic Party leader Vladimir Zhirinovsky. The good news is that it's cold in Moscow, necessitating Zhirinovsky wear earmuffs. Also, Tyson has signed a deal to advertise Russian vodka. Smooth, refined ... it's Santori time.

Tyson to Meet Zhirinovsky in Moscow [Moscow Times] Tyson To Shill For Vodka [Moscow Times]