Mom And Me Versus You And Dad

She's a very risky writer, Lili. Very racy. Exhibiting her c—t in that fashion is very racy. We mean, Lili has her influences in post modern literature, it's a bit derivative of Kafka, but for a student, very racy. Did you get that it was her c—t?

Well, we suppose it's possible other kids are masturbating and spreading their semen around the school as well. It's possible, but, uh, somewhat unlikely.

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