Morning Blogdome: And Pennzoil Sponsored the Honeymoon

• Carl Edwards will have his main sponsor, Office Depot, create his wedding invitations using Office Depot wedding invitation stock. Now that's devotion to a sponsor that his bride-to-be will appreciate only after seeing that first check she officially owns half of. (And for the record: if you value your current number of appendages, you will not suggest to a bride that a trip to Kinko's would really speed up this process.) [ The Fast and the Fabulous] • Agent Zero aka Black President tattoos Obama to his hand. Take a wild guess which one. [ DC Sports Bog] • If it's Australia and there's booze, there's a fight. In this case, however, it was at a boxing match, so... y'know, maybe it doesn't count? (There is video, though.) [ Fanhouse] • If only JaVale McGee could dunk his free throws... [ Mister Irrelevant] • Dr. Yao Ming, please report to the operating theater. Dr. Yao Ming, please report to the operating theater. [ Larry Brown Sports] (P.S. to LBS: "Dr. Yao", not "Dr. Ming", unless you think Yao's medical skills might be more like this fella's.)